Since a lot of
stupid people loves to say that all the time, let me explain using your
falacies arguments.
Too many package managersNo, there's not "too many package managers", this is called choice. You can CHOOSE what use it. Like portage? Use gentoo. Like apt? Use a debian-oriented. And the list goes on. Don't like rpm? Then use something that doesn't use it and be happy. No one is obligated to use something just because you like it. Having choices is good for everyone, maybe not for you.
Too many desktop managers/window managers
Too many init systems
Any decent distribution let's you choose what init you want, and you use what is easy/better for you. Even so, most distributions that uses, let say, systemd, there's an alternative without it.
Too many tools
For what job? Some tools have alternatives, some with a lot of features but not everyone wants lots of features. For example, I like syslog-ng better for a syslog, but there's simple ones.
Final thoughts
I understand, people that born limited are unable to understand how is "having choices". Maybe you don't want to choose, maybe you want that the world turns around you, maybe you want that everyone make the exact same choices as you. Maybe you should stick to windows and stop talking this bullshit everywhere. Or even better, move to some place that everyone is forced to do the same.
